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Stay awhile. Take your feet off and rest them on the edge of the hearth. Why not remove your ears with something sharp and then bathe them in the soothing, aural comforts of some Hellanory episodes by clicking on ARE YOU SITTING UNCOMFORTABLY? in the above menu. Alternatively, select THE RALPH GALLERY from the same menu and meet some of the Hellanory staff. Visit THE HELLANORY SCRIPT BOOK page where, unsurprisingly, you'll find information galore about Hellanory: The Scripts - Season One.
But stop ye not there, eager pilgrim. For there be wonders aplenty in THE TRAILER VAULT at which you can point and stare. And Alabaster Lumpfish is waiting for you behind the door with her baseball bat with sharp things sticking out of it in THE DUNGEON OF RHYMES. On the other hand - and depending on how many you've got - you might just want to get in touch and send a friendly email. Or follow Hellanory via Facebook or Twitter. In which case, select CONTACT and click on the relevant icon to achieve your heart's desire. Whatever you do, it's fine by us.
Enjoy your stay. We're confident you won't ever want to leave. Not ever.
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