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Imagine you're with friends. Maybe you've invited them round for drinks and nibbles. Or some cereal. Or some asparagus dipped in butter. Or possibly something more elaborate. Maybe you've provided a full, eight-course Tudor-style banquet and your guests are tearing at chicken legs with their teeth, making loud chewing noises because they've never learned to keep their mouths shut when eating. They're probably raising bejewelled goblets and shouting 'Bring more wine or be damned!' and laughing too loudly at everything that everyone else says.

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Anyway. After the food is eaten, the plates have been cleared away and you've all put your clothes back on, for God's sake, you give each guest an identical, nicely gift-wrapped package. Each one measures 5.06 by 7.81 inches (or 12.85 by 19.84 centimetres). Your guests tear frantically at the packaging, screaming like the human/banshee hybrids they are, 'Hey nonny no! What glittering treasure awaits within the sumptuous folds of the brown paper, environmentally-friendly packaging? Tell us. Tell us now before we literally die with anticipation.' 

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And there, as they finally peel back the paper, they see a book. A very specific book.

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They see Hellanory: The Scripts - Season One, to be exact. And what wonderful trinkets and treasures does it boast:

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  • introductions from both Mister Hopkins and Mister Smith in which they outline their creative careers before Hellanory stuck its fingers up their noses and hauled them, kicking and screaming, into the headteacher's office at Hellanory Comprehensive.

  • the scripts for all six episodes and the Hallowe'en 2019 and Christmas 2019 specials, along with introductions that reveal just how warm and gushing their creative juices did flow.

  • Ralph's first-hand account of the very origins of Hellanory itself in Hellanory: Genesis.

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Experience again the thrills of the first season in Hellanory: The Scripts - Season One. Then once you've done that, or even as soon as the book arrives, how about you take a photo for The Hellanory Fan Gallery? What's that, you ask? Well, click here and find out. 

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Did we mention it's only £4.99? No? Oh, how bloody remiss of us. Ok then. It's only £4.99.

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And in case you missed the previous subtle link to the page where you can buy Hellanory: The Scripts - Season One, here's a less subtle link right here:

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CLICK THIS LINK TO BUY HELLANORY: THE SCRIPTS

 

Sinister regards

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THE HELLANORY TEAM​

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THE HELLANORY SCRIPT BOOK

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